| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| LilKidLover | 00:04 | NEW: U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered his special forces commanders to draw up a plan for the invasion of Greenland - but is being resisted by senior military figures, Daily Mail claims, citing sources. |
| Gingivitis | 00:14 | wow nice |
| Gingivitis | 00:21 | RESALLY |
| Kabby | 00:25 | dont worry your partner will leave soon |
| Kabby | 00:31 | your partner will leave soon also |
| Kabby | 00:35 | hes a dick |
| Gingivitis | 00:38 | HE GAY |
| Gingivitis | 01:31 | SO EXCITING TELL ME MORE |
| Gingivitis | 01:46 | STOCKS GO UP |
| Gingivitis | 01:49 | I LOVE WAR |
| Gingivitis | 03:21 | GREAT TIME TO BE AMERICAN |
| Gingivitis | 03:26 | LIKE CEASER IN ROME |
| Gingivitis | 03:47 | TRUMP THE CONQUER |
| Gingivitis | 14:18 | GGHAA |
