| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Duke | 00:00 | glhf |
| BingusBones | 00:17 | nah this game sucks and ranked me plat when i'm silver lol |
| BingusBones | 00:36 | now i have to get beat for like 30 games in arow gonna be fun |
| BingusBones | 15:22 | lol this game is so gay fon't know why i styarted playing again |
| BingusBones | 15:28 | don't* |