| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DangerFlow | 00:26 | well, if it isn't the guy who told me to get cancer |
| Gnôsis | 00:34 | please do |
| DangerFlow | 00:35 | what a dick |
| DangerFlow | 00:49 | try learning to lose gracefully |
| DangerFlow | 00:55 | builds character |
| Gnôsis | 01:04 | stfu you fucking race carried trash |
| DangerFlow | 01:09 | k bro |
| DangerFlow | 01:15 | here have a win and reflect on your sad life |