| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Nihed | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Magnath | 00:00 | |
| Magnath | 00:46 | you ever feel like the camera is too close |
| Magnath | 00:53 | after watching too many streams |
| Nihed | 01:00 | have you beat your wife |
| Magnath | 01:07 | not yet |
| Magnath | 01:46 | only pussies chase the probe |
| Magnath | 01:50 | real men counter harass |
| Nihed | 01:52 | gawk gawk gawk |
| Nihed | 01:57 | put magnath dicki nto me |
| Magnath | 05:23 | gg |
