| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MooMoo | 00:00 | JOHN |
| John | 00:00 | HIIII |
| MooMoo | 00:05 | baptise me |
| John | 00:18 | Why |
| John | 00:21 | Religion is stupid |
| MooMoo | 00:37 | race? |
| John | 00:46 | 100m sprint okay? |
| MooMoo | 00:50 | no |
| MooMoo | 00:50 | swim |
| John | 00:56 | 4km then |
| MooMoo | 01:01 | omg |
| MooMoo | 01:05 | last man standing |
| MooMoo | 07:08 | GG |
