| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Archangelst | 00:30 | glhf |
| John | 00:32 | hf |
| Archangelst | 11:37 | my god, stop smrufing |
| John | 12:02 | You first |
| Archangelst | 12:05 | lolz |
| Archangelst | 12:10 | typical smurf |
| John | 12:14 | You failed your proxy bro |
| Archangelst | 12:19 | and you smurf |
| John | 12:24 | Copium |
| John | 12:31 | You lost |
| Archangelst | 12:33 | k, but you actually smurf |
| John | 12:38 | Nope |
| John | 12:40 | Look at my win rates |