| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Labrador | 00:10 | i need to use the john |
| John | 00:24 | k |
| John | 00:29 | Good boy |
| Labrador | 00:45 | take a big dump |
| John | 00:57 | k |
| Labrador | 01:00 | on the john |
| John | 01:23 | You should shit in it, not on it |
| Labrador | 01:24 | bet you never heard that one |
| John | 01:26 | You animal |
| Labrador | 01:37 | it technically still is on it |
| John | 01:47 | Like water on a glass |
| Labrador | 02:07 | like shitting on a glass ya |
| Labrador | 03:26 | that wont work again lol |
