| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Jwrath | 00:00 | OMFG HI AGAIN OMFGOMGOFMG |
| John | 00:06 | Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus |
| John | 00:10 | Don't forget your pylon |
| Jwrath | 00:11 | christ |
| Jwrath | 00:15 | was an only child |
| Jwrath | 00:25 | he went down to the river |
| John | 00:28 | We don't know that |
| Jwrath | 00:28 | where he drank and smiled |
| John | 14:10 | Protoss is easily my worst |
| John | 14:10 | g |
