| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Jwrath | 00:14 | my name is john too |
| John | 00:21 | Bloody awesome |
| Jwrath | 00:27 | we should fuck |
| John | 00:40 | That's like dividing by 0 |
| John | 00:49 | Too risky |
| Jwrath | 00:49 | undefined? |
| John | 00:55 | That too |
| John | 01:01 | Syntax error |
| Jwrath | 01:06 | john jacob jingle heimer shmidt |
| John | 01:25 | That's the dirtiest sentence I have ever read |
| Jwrath | 02:23 | LOLOLOL |
| Jwrath | 02:24 | forgot a pylon |
| Jwrath | 02:26 | you win |