| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chen | 00:00 | glhf |
| Critter | 00:00 | glhf |
| Ming | 00:00 | gl hf |
| ForrestPuppy | 00:00 | gk f |
| Chen | 01:31 | thief |
| Chen | 01:43 | come get mine |
| Chen | 10:27 | doh |
| ForrestPuppy | 10:27 | duuuuuu |
| MicroPhelps | 10:27 | fuck that guy |
| MicroPhelps | 10:27 | slowing us down and shit |
| ForrestPuppy | 10:27 | yea fuck that guy lol |
| MicroPhelps | 10:27 | i just got in my mojo |
| ForrestPuppy | 10:27 | luv you |
| MicroPhelps | 10:27 | i feel like your penis just came out of me finally |
| Chen | 10:27 | it's still there, just small |
| MicroPhelps | 10:27 | damn it |
| ForrestPuppy | 10:27 | i'ts big |
| Chen | 10:27 | limp |
| ForrestPuppy | 10:27 | hear that slurp as chen pulls out |
| Chen | 11:42 | Gg |
| ForrestPuppy | 11:44 | gg |
| Ming | 13:49 | gg |
