| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:06 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| Gargamel | 01:12 | I genuinely hope smurfing will give you cancer, sociopath |
| Hungry | 01:28 | dude |
| Gargamel | 01:36 | cancer cunt? |
| Gargamel | 03:07 | this is |
| Gargamel | 03:08 | sociopath |
| Gargamel | 03:12 | DIE CANCER CUNT DIE@ |
| Gargamel | 03:15 | YOU DESERVE IT |
