| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Tyrano | 00:00 | im the best in the world |
| BruceLeroy | 00:05 | im 3rd best |
| BruceLeroy | 00:07 | at tugging it |
| Xsaviour | 00:16 | gratz |
| Maz | 00:29 | expert tugger |
| BruceLeroy | 00:34 | mighty tugsmen |
| Tyrano | 00:35 | Maz likes diick |
| BruceLeroy | 00:55 | u go to work right, u come in contact with about 7 dicks |
