| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Laevatain | 00:00 | glgl |
| MissCrimson | 00:03 | gl smurf |
| Laevatain | 00:13 | you flatter me |
| MissCrimson | 00:28 | not really, smurfs are subhuman |
| Laevatain | 00:39 | ily too |
| MissCrimson | 01:00 | it takes a special kind of loser to smurf on a dead video game |
