| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| KimJongUn | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 00:21 | koreans |
| Cyclomatic | 00:27 | dont embarass us |
| Cyclomatic | 00:32 | :P |
| Slushy | 00:41 | xi is chinese |
| Cyclomatic | 01:33 | OH THOSE OARE THE DICTATORS AMES |
| Cyclomatic | 02:01 | i dont see barrack |
| Cyclomatic | 02:09 | oh |
| Cyclomatic | 02:16 | he went marine first |
| Slushy | 02:19 | barack obama? |
| Slushy | 05:41 | my first ol is dead |
| Cyclomatic | 11:54 | hit htem on the right |
| Cyclomatic | 13:02 | ATTACK |
| Slushy | 18:56 | gg |
| Cyclomatic | 21:48 | gg |
