| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DaZeppken | 00:00 | glhf!!! |
| Girlscout | 00:06 | glhf |
| Scaper | 01:53 | noob idiot tk teammate, gg |
| Girlscout | 02:10 | sorrwy i dont know how o pway good |
| Scaper | 03:51 | sh ite teammate, please ocme kill |
| Girlscout | 06:13 | pwease help idk how to play |
| Girlscout | 06:18 | can someone type instructions? |
| Girlscout | 06:20 | pweeeease |
| Scaper | 06:22 | you bend overe, and stick a brrom in your assss |
| Scaper | 07:34 | he is s sh it mexican tk with nothing |
| Girlscout | 07:37 | pwease help i am retard |
| Scaper | 07:49 | total sh it bu cket |
| Scaper | 08:24 | he has ntohigni |
| Girlscout | 08:33 | pwease kill me i am retard |
| Scaper | 08:42 | yes, and his mom too |
| Scaper | 08:48 | for giving birth to him |
| Scaper | 08:54 | what a crime |
| Girlscout | 09:07 | my teammate is too hot hes making me to horny to play |
| Scaper | 09:36 | wow, you all jsut su cking eachother di cks or what? |
| Girlscout | 09:45 | oh nooo scaper help me! |
| Scaper | 09:57 | die mexican fa gggg |
| Girlscout | 10:32 | gg bois had to kill him he told me i expanded too fast lol |
