| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BatavO | 00:53 | thius stupid noob make 1000 nexus and 0 units |
| Carlangas | 00:58 | in need gas |
| Carlangas | 01:00 | mother fu cker |
| Carlangas | 01:02 | retard |
| Carlangas | 01:03 | autist |
| Carlangas | 01:05 | of shi t |
| Yacktivision | 01:21 | your response is a failure of the litmus test for psychopathy |