| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Louche | 01:26 | just once it wouljd be nice to get an ally who doesn't suck massive donkey dicks |
| Suavo | 01:38 | find a teamate |
| Louche | 01:47 | this fucking ladder |
| Louche | 01:59 | rather just put all the gold retards on one team (me included) against D2 smurfs |
| Louche | 08:48 | sure, this is silver |
| Louche | 08:58 | fucking uselses fucking smurfs at every turn |
| Louche | 08:59 | incredible |
| Louche | 09:40 | how do you justify this? |
| Louche | 09:43 | tiny penises? |
| Louche | 10:41 | nothing hey |
| Suavo | 14:04 | i need gas |
| Louche | 14:27 | yea my retard ally is on 2 base |
| Louche | 14:31 | good game you fucking smurfs |
| Louche | 14:34 | die in a fire! |
| Suavo | 14:38 | want some therapy? |
| Suavo | 20:17 | cant expand |
| TMaC | 20:27 | yeah they got us |
| TMaC | 20:30 | gg |
| Suavo | 20:32 | GG |