| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Sojourner | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Sifu | 00:00 | glhf |
| WetNTasty | 00:03 | balls |
| Sifu | 00:11 | in your mouth |
| Sojourner | 00:15 | |
| WetNTasty | 00:38 | where i like em |
| Sojourner | 00:41 | goof |
| WetNTasty | 00:41 | what |
| Sifu | 00:43 | Great |
| Sojourner | 00:44 | good |
| Sifu | 00:45 | a/s/l? |
| WetNTasty | 00:52 | 18/m/cali |
| Sojourner | 00:57 | perfect |
| Sifu | 00:58 | fresh] |
| WetNTasty | 01:05 | can tell you guys are millenials lol |
| Sifu | 01:08 | ya haha |
| Sojourner | 01:09 | |
| Sifu | 01:11 | under 30 you dont get it |
| Sifu | 01:16 | maybe even under 35 tbh |
| WetNTasty | 01:21 | the good ol days |
| Sojourner | 01:24 | yup |
| Sifu | 01:26 | yeah before it all got fucked |
| WetNTasty | 01:54 | harambe tilted the world into an alternate dimensions |
| Sojourner | 02:02 | yup |
| Sojourner | 02:05 | ruined everyting |
| Sifu | 03:57 | sorry all this talk about the good old days got me going |
| Sojourner | 04:14 | half the game is banter anyway |
| WetNTasty | 04:26 | gonna make me tear up over here |
| Sifu | 04:44 | fuck me daddy |
| Sojourner | 04:51 | hell yeah |
| LogginsKenny | 07:52 | bg dogshitters |
| Sojourner | 07:55 | |
| Sifu | 07:56 | (hearts) |