| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TurboLax | 00:00 | GL HF |
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURF! |
| TurboLax | 00:05 | me too |
| Gargamel | 00:06 | fucking sociopaths |
| Gargamel | 00:13 | 90% of ladder players is smurf |
| Gargamel | 00:19 | only met 1 non-smurf today |
| Gargamel | 01:06 | get cancer |
| Gargamel | 01:07 | socoipath |
| Gargamel | 01:12 | no-one hatch blocks in this league |
| TurboLax | 03:55 | gg |
| Gargamel | 03:56 | die snurf |
