| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DrWu | 00:06 | gl hf |
| Rutroh | 00:10 | u2 |
| computer | 00:10 | your moms a glhf |
| computer | 00:14 | yoru moms a glhf |
| DrWu | 00:22 | yoru |
| Rutroh | 00:24 | hes autistic sorry |
| Tzeentch | 00:35 | hey kirk, do you know about iladies corp? |
| computer | 00:40 | yoru autistic |
| Tzeentch | 00:58 | do you know? |
| computer | 01:02 | no |
| Tzeentch | 01:12 | iladies nutz on yo face |
| Tzeentch | 02:11 | ignore us, going for red |
| Rutroh | 06:01 | u homos |
| Rutroh | 06:07 | u home ohs |
| Tzeentch | 06:29 | us or your guys? |
| Rutroh | 07:03 | gg |