| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| AngryOrange | 00:00 | glgl |
| Countess | 00:00 | nice race |
| AngryOrange | 00:06 | indeed |
| Countess | 00:29 | love how there is no skill difference between a 4k and 5.5k zerg |
| Countess | 00:59 | all just win easily with no skill involved |
| Countess | 01:01 | very fun |
| AngryOrange | 01:26 | lol, and look, you can't even spell your name right, asshole is spelled ass-hole |
| Countess | 01:43 | where does my name say "asshole" |
| AngryOrange | 01:52 | right, you spelled it wrong |
| AngryOrange | 01:55 | asshole |
| Countess | 02:01 | i didn't spell it at all |
| AngryOrange | 02:05 | you're an idiot |
| Countess | 02:18 | you must be autistic |