| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TrapsCreato | 00:08 | DON'T QUIT COMPUTER |
| TrapsCreato | 01:15 | what did I just say |
| bug | 02:37 | really cool strategy that is so unique |
| TrapsCreato | 02:44 | you might be the gayest person to play this game |
| TrapsCreato | 02:51 | Are you russian? |
| TrapsCreato | 03:01 | probably voted for trump |
| TrapsCreato | 03:31 | oof, does it hurt to have such a big clit? |
