| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Glæde | 00:00 | glhf |
| Camelot | 00:00 | glhf |
| Glæde | 00:07 | do you think king arthur came a lot? |
| Camelot | 00:18 | buckets full |
| Glæde | 00:27 | hell yeah brother |
| Glæde | 00:33 | his kingly duty |
| Camelot | 00:40 | gotta spread the seed |
| Camelot | 00:45 | family line and all that |
| Glæde | 00:48 | yessir |
| Camelot | 01:02 | pies for all the ladies |
| Glæde | 01:19 | and the particularly effeminate lads |
| Camelot | 01:30 | no one would be spared the glaze |
| Glæde | 01:44 | so the legend says |
| Glæde | 27:59 | ggwp |
