| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| WhipAppeal | 00:30 | ??? |
| Gargamel | 00:35 | you heard me girl |
| Gargamel | 00:39 | the last time I checked you had ears |
| WhipAppeal | 01:49 | SEEMS YOUR MOM B1TCH |
| Gargamel | 02:01 | wrong chat? |
| WhipAppeal | 05:06 | EZ |
| Gargamel | 05:11 | if it's ez |
| Gargamel | 05:37 | why play in the wrong league |
| Gargamel | 05:49 | get cancer |
| Gargamel | 05:52 | smurfing sociopath |
