| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| Sugarcult | 00:22 | hfhf |
| Gargamel | 00:26 | everyone in the DeVoid clan |
| Gargamel | 00:30 | is a smurfing sociopath |
| Gargamel | 00:38 | I genuinely hope smurfing will give you all cacner |
| Sugarcult | 01:20 | Did you write it to santa in letter too? |
| Gargamel | 01:43 | my country doesn't worship satan |
| Sugarcult | 04:09 | gg |
