| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MuadDib | 00:00 | lol |
| MuadDib | 00:00 | 5k is your peak |
| MuadDib | 00:05 | isnt it |
| MuadDib | 00:21 | congratulations |
| Promise | 00:27 | thx |
| MuadDib | 00:35 | did you tell your mom yet |
| Promise | 00:45 | already told |
| MuadDib | 00:49 | good |
| Promise | 00:50 | my mother |
| MuadDib | 00:52 | not official until you do |
| MuadDib | 13:17 | faggot |