| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ChadCraft | 00:00 | glhf |
| oijdfa | 00:04 | u2 |
| oijdfa | 00:34 | my rank artificially inflated from dozens of disconnects |
| oijdfa | 01:00 | i'm a noob and have no clue wut's going on |
| oijdfa | 01:23 | everyone disconnects within few seconds and i win |
| ChadCraft | 01:26 | oof |
